I think i peed on brittanys purse
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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