No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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