Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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