I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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