but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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