My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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