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(563): View more from Iowa

whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

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(647): View more from Ontario

Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"

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(770): View more from Georgia

At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.

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(912): View more from Georgia

He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five

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(417): View more from Missouri

Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!

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