please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
no you cant smoke seaweed
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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