Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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