What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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