it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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