Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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