Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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