Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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