his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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