ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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