So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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