Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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