when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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