I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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