Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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