Dual....:-)
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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