I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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