How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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