The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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