he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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