You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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