508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
please come you make the beer taste better
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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