well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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