When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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