If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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