That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
vagina is talking i cant
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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