i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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