Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i need some magic done to my vagina
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I enjoy the company of your penis
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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