i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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