You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This is the prime rib incident all over again
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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