Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He better not be in your backpack
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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