strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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