Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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