is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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