would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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