I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
wow bdsm is so cute
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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