I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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