so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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