im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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