The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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