He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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