You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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