I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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