are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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