Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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