So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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