She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i've created a new STD.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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