there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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