never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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