Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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