well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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